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Conversations with my GPS:
Me: So, which route is worst off?

GPS: Oh, honey, NO. Do not take a main highway at Friday rush. Let me take you down the back roads. Turn left... now right... now le-

Me: Wait. We're going right past the secondhand store. What I'm hearing is that you want me to go buy more scarves.

GPS: What? No! Turn left!

Me: I'm turning right.

GPS: Get back on the route! (It really did say that)

Me, three scarves and a cardigan later: So, what's the next little road?

GPS: Fuck it. Take the parkway, that'll be fastest.

Parkway: *is backed up*

Me: You lied to me, GPS.

GPS: BECAUSE I HATE YOU SO MUCH RIGHT NOW.

Date: 2016-10-15 01:18 am (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] badgermirlacca.livejournal.com
•A robot may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.

Poor GPS!

Date: 2016-10-17 08:01 am (UTC)
cedara: (*Ooops*)
From: [personal profile] cedara
Hee! GPS/human should be a yuletide category!

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