neadods: (disgusted)
neadods ([personal profile] neadods) wrote2011-06-03 08:45 pm

Things I Have Learned Today (icon VERY appropriate)

Things I Have Learned Today From the News and Comments Thereon:

1) Paul Revere rang bells and rode through Boston firing a musket to warn the British that we would meet the invasion with armed resistance and they could not take our Second Amendment rights away.

2) It is totally an unfair gotcha question to ask someone who just visited the Old North Church in Boston about Paul Revere.


I shall let Musical!icon!John Adams say it all.


What really happened: The British were coming to steal the contents of colonial armories, what with the threat of revolution and all. Lanterns were hung in the Old North Church to notify Paul Revere *and William Dawes* how the invading force was moving -- if you've ever heard "one if by land, two if by sea," that's where it comes from -- and these men rode out QUIETLY so as to NOT LET THE LOYAL BRITISH SUBJECTS ALL AROUND THEM KNOW to warn Sam Adams and John Hancock. Revere's the most famous of what ended up being more than two riders, but Longfellow's poem managed to not mention that the British arrested his ass before he got the message through.

At the time there wasn't an official fighting revolution yet, which means there wasn't a Constitution yet, which means that there certainly wasn't a Second Amendment to that Constitution (the one with the right to bear arms.)

Until this afternoon, I would have said it is impossible to read a guidebook entry about or miss the plaques at the Old North Church which explain all this.
ext_348818: Jack Harkness. (Default)

[identity profile] canaana.livejournal.com 2011-06-04 12:50 am (UTC)(link)
And Billy Dawes was the only one who actually finished the whole ride. I think Revere got arrested somewhere along the way, didn't he?

[identity profile] fabricdragon.livejournal.com 2011-06-04 12:59 am (UTC)(link)
what amazed me was the fact that not only did she get the FACTUAL accounts wrong.. she even got the pop cultural version wrong...

srsly
also a friend who watched the interview wondered if she was drunk

[identity profile] neadods.livejournal.com 2011-06-04 01:17 am (UTC)(link)
Only punch-drunk; she is surrounded by either reporters or fans or both 24/7 on this tour, from what I can tell. That is wearing.

OTOH... seriously, I'm trying to figure out how ringing bells and firing warning shots got into it at all.

[identity profile] neadods.livejournal.com 2011-06-04 01:19 am (UTC)(link)
Yup, although Wikipedia says Revere eventually made it on foot. That part I hadn't known (and as I got it from Wikipedia, I still want another citation)

[livejournal.com profile] filkertom is also covering this; in the comments is the brilliant:
Listen my children and shut your jaws
While I tell of the ride of William Dawes
nonelvis: (DW Martha)

[personal profile] nonelvis 2011-06-04 02:25 am (UTC)(link)
Are you questioning the good ol' American folk wisdom of our national sweetheart, Sarah Palin? What are you, some kind of Commie? Only Socialists insist on reality-based facts!

[identity profile] redpanda13.livejournal.com 2011-06-04 02:37 am (UTC)(link)
A WashPost columnist declared a while back that he wasn't going to mention Palin in print for a month, no matter what. He didn't. I suggest we ALL do the same... from now on. Just starve the attention-slut.

[identity profile] stunt-muppet.livejournal.com 2011-06-04 05:08 am (UTC)(link)
Oh my god, Palin, just go away. Forever. I can't even - how do you get that wrong? Even the folktale version?

[identity profile] neadods.livejournal.com 2011-06-04 10:52 pm (UTC)(link)
As Stephen Colbert points out, reality has a well-known liberal bias.

It's that someone called it a "gotcha" question. O.O
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[personal profile] fyrdrakken 2011-06-06 07:33 pm (UTC)(link)
Saturday night was when I sat down and actually watched the previous week's episodes of The Daily Show / The Colbert Report, and Colbert had what I think is the best comment on Palin ever, saying that she had a special power to do anything at all and cause Americans to ask the question, [plaintively and with a distinct tinge of exasperation] "Why is this happening?"

[identity profile] neadods.livejournal.com 2011-06-06 10:41 pm (UTC)(link)
Colbert has been pitch-perfect on this all along. His riff on the newswoman who didn't want to report on Palin was hysterical.

[identity profile] lizvogel.livejournal.com 2011-06-07 05:37 pm (UTC)(link)
...??? Oh, it's Palin. Never mind; all is explained.

[identity profile] starcat-jewel.livejournal.com 2011-06-07 09:09 pm (UTC)(link)
What makes you think she either read a guidebook OR looked at the plaques? That would be WORK, and anyhow she already knows this stuff.

[identity profile] neadods.livejournal.com 2011-06-07 11:22 pm (UTC)(link)
So she says. Along with insisting that being asked "What will you take away from this visit" is indeed a gotcha question.