Well, neither of these sound like my cup of tea at all. I'll third the admiration for your wordplay (and note that it's a damn shame the real-life loon didn't go for Delay first!) and the aptitude thereof.

The second one... meh. I just don't go for true-crime stuff; it feels obscenely prurient to read about the intimate details of someone else's tragedy. But I could probably read the exact same story as fiction without a qualm -- it's the real-life TMI that bugs me.