1. Lorelai Gilmore (especially early seasons) 2. Rodney McKay (oh, shut up! He'll be a better man for it afterwards) 3. Ralph Kramden (or Archie Bunker. Take your pick) 4. Anthony DiNuzzo (NCIS) He needs to be punched in the balls, actually. 5. Gregory House (House) Twice. He needs to be hit twice.
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2. Rodney McKay (oh, shut up! He'll be a better man for it afterwards)
3. Ralph Kramden (or Archie Bunker. Take your pick)
4. Anthony DiNuzzo (NCIS) He needs to be punched in the balls, actually.
5. Gregory House (House) Twice. He needs to be hit twice.