The "worst swordsman in the world" theory cheers me up somehow

It cheers me up immensely, turning a bug into a feature, basically.

I was going to email you about borrowing the Sarah Jane Adventures, wasn't I?

Dagnabbit, I only ever remember that when I can't do anything about it. Hit up personal email, will you, with your address? (this screenname @ aol.) I'll package 'em up and send 'em on Monday.