I work in the children's room of a public library, and the first e-mail I was greeted with upon opening my work inbox was entitled "Not the first scrotum!" That was my introduction to the whole thing. *g*

This is one reason why I would not want to work in a school library. (And it is almost universally the school libraries that are freaking, not public.) Having to put up with easily panicked school boards and parents can be a terrible thing. If they'd only use their brains.