I will never, ever write the bizzare three-way MPreg where in the Doctor has the baby of both Jack and Ianto.

I will never, ever write the crossover between Torchwood/Who and Babylon 5 wherein Jack discovers exactly why it's a good thing that the Centauri have six.

I will never, ever write the sex!gas in the hub story where the gas only affects the women and Gwen, Tosh, Martha and any other women I can get into the hub get it on. :)


Have fun. :)