That must be the fiction. Forgive him, he is former junkie with a lurid imagination.
You want to read Kitchen Confidential. Really. You do.
Eyeballs - eggs and grapes will both explode if overheated in the microwave for more than two minutes (I blew up an egg once) The eyeball is speculation.
Maybe when the anatomy teacher does her dissection of cow eyeballs I can run an experiment in the teacher's lounge.
(Dear Angela, can you get me a couple cow eyeballs? I want to blow them up in the lunchroom, love and kisses Sally)
As though my reputation for weirdness isn't bad enough!
a rape victim who never got justice
You want to read Kitchen Confidential. Really. You do.
Eyeballs - eggs and grapes will both explode if overheated in the microwave for more than two minutes (I blew up an egg once) The eyeball is speculation.
Maybe when the anatomy teacher does her dissection of cow eyeballs I can run an experiment in the teacher's lounge.
(Dear Angela, can you get me a couple cow eyeballs? I want to blow them up in the lunchroom, love and kisses Sally)
As though my reputation for weirdness isn't bad enough!