Rand Paul: Okay, that takes some fucking nerve

[neadods]

So, Rand Paul throws his hat into the ring today. Nobody's surprised. However, I'm offended as hell that one of the pieces of campaign tat he's selling to fund his run is an autographed copy of the Constitution!

YOU WEREN'T FUCKING THERE, YOU ASSHOLE!!

Comments

[legionseagle (from livejournal.com)]

Well, I'd damn well be asking for his birth certificate. If he's claiming to have been at the signing of the Constitution, he can't claim either to have been born in the United States of America or born a citizen of it.

[badgermirlacca.livejournal.com]

Well, neither could our first three Presidents, so I wouldn't worry so much about that... but I'm curious about whether the autographed version of the Constitution is the same one the original signers signed.

[neadods.livejournal.com]

Perhaps he put his graffiti right over that inconvenient Article 1, Section 2, Clause 3.

[redpanda13.livejournal.com]

I'm looking at the text and I don't know what you're referring to. The apportionment of representatives? The three-fifths rule?

[neadods.livejournal.com]

3/5 rule.

[neadods.livejournal.com]

Apparently he hasn't so much supplanted John Hancock as added the graffiti of "Only Rand Paul supports this document" which is not a bit better.

[amethyst-hunter.livejournal.com]

I'm not sure which one loves the stench of his own shit more, Ted Cruz or Rand Paul. How does an asshole ego get to be that monumentally huge, anyway? (Perhaps overcompensating for other...shortcomings?) I mean, Kanye West is jealous!

[neadods.livejournal.com]

Ted has been told all his life that God has destined him for great things, and he has "accomplished" cutting Boehner off at the knees ever since Cruz got into office.

Rand... I'm sure we're going to be reading lots more about his background and philosophy soon.

[raqs.livejournal.com]

You have no evidence of that. Ever seen him in daylight?

[neadods.livejournal.com]

*snort*