Why the hell do we have seat belts? That's only giving drivers the wrong message that it's okay to get in an accident. It will encourage BAD DRIVING!! Accidents don't happen when you sit at home in your house, watching TV. You have to GO OUT AND GET IN ONE.

Go back a few weeks, to the Skepchik article I linked to titled "I'm Against Fire Extinguishers" which uses all the same arguments against safety equipment. It's nasty and brilliant.