Random bits & Silly Regeneration Theories

[neadods]

Took 12 pages of notes at "Malvolio's Revenge" last night and will type up all when I have the time, hopefully tonight. (I'd say so at Facebook but I still don't even know how to respond to comments there. I'm flunking Facebook.)

Dear Author: Do not be using the finale moments of very famous movies for your plot twist. The reader is supposed to think "I never saw that coming" not "I can see that every time I reach for my DVD collection."

Regeneration episode casting spoilers are sweeping through fandom at the speed of squee. I'm throwing open comments not for the spoilers, but for the most silly "why he'll regenerate" theory you can come up with.

I'll start with a couple:

- Ten poisons himself with hair gel overexposure.
- Donna's mother and Martha's mother meet, compare notes, and take a hit out on him.

Comments

[honorh.livejournal.com]

- He accidentally kicks a puppy and drowns in his own emo.

- Somebody shoots him just to stop the babbling.

- Tragic sonic screwdriver malfunction while he's trying to fix the toilet.

- He kisses another bloody blonde, and the Rose Warriors decide they've had enough of this incarnation.

[neadods.livejournal.com]

- He accidentally kicks a puppy and drowns in his own emo.

*highly amused snort*