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Jul. 5th, 2005
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zinelady: Name ten celebrities that who could fall off the face of the Earth in your opinion and then tag five of your friends. (Um. Politicians, this I could do. Thing is, I focus more on the celebrities I like than the ones I don't.)
1 - Tom Cruise. He's not decorative enough to make up for that kinda dim.
2 - Adam Sandler. Has he ever done anything funny? EVER?
3 - Roseanne. She's only done one funny thing ever.
Oh, wait. "Celebrity" doesn't necessarily mean movie star... Suddenly this got easier!
4 - The Runaway Bride. Lie to police, get the public worked up, win a book contract. You personally owe every single person who searched for you, and you should get on your knees to apologize to the people you slandered with your cover story. Get meds and get off the news.
5 - Washingtonienne. Whore around, get the politicians worked up, win a book contract. Hope you have a good investment plan for that advance, sweetie, your teeny tits won't be perky forever and THEN what are you going to do?
6 - Paris Hilton. Child, you are not "American royalty." You are not a "star." You are a pathetically overbred, sadly undersocialized waste of transplantable organs.
7 - Bill O'Reilly. To every "no spin zone" there is a spin, turn, turn, turn, and a lie for every purpose under Murdoch. As for your jihad against Franklin... first law in every schoolyard sandbox is to be able to take what you dish out. Stop whining when people hit back.
8 - Rush Limbaugh. Another entry in the kickline of hypocrites and another flunkee of sandbox socializing. The only real justice would be making you live up to your own self-prescribed punishments for junkies... since you are one of them.
9 - Howard Stern & Greasman (a tie): What precisely is so special and unique about pottymouthed sexism anyway?
10 - There are a LOT of people I could list here, but I think I'll leave it at Jenkins and LaHeye (Left Behind.) Before you preach the Bible, I suggest y'all actually READ it. All of it, not just the last book, which is not your personal revenge fantasy, believe it or not. If the whole thing's too much for you, try Matthew 6, if you haven't sliced it right out of your Bibles.
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zinelady: Name ten celebrities that who could fall off the face of the Earth in your opinion and then tag five of your friends. (Um. Politicians, this I could do. Thing is, I focus more on the celebrities I like than the ones I don't.)1 - Tom Cruise. He's not decorative enough to make up for that kinda dim.
2 - Adam Sandler. Has he ever done anything funny? EVER?
3 - Roseanne. She's only done one funny thing ever.
Oh, wait. "Celebrity" doesn't necessarily mean movie star... Suddenly this got easier!
4 - The Runaway Bride. Lie to police, get the public worked up, win a book contract. You personally owe every single person who searched for you, and you should get on your knees to apologize to the people you slandered with your cover story. Get meds and get off the news.
5 - Washingtonienne. Whore around, get the politicians worked up, win a book contract. Hope you have a good investment plan for that advance, sweetie, your teeny tits won't be perky forever and THEN what are you going to do?
6 - Paris Hilton. Child, you are not "American royalty." You are not a "star." You are a pathetically overbred, sadly undersocialized waste of transplantable organs.
7 - Bill O'Reilly. To every "no spin zone" there is a spin, turn, turn, turn, and a lie for every purpose under Murdoch. As for your jihad against Franklin... first law in every schoolyard sandbox is to be able to take what you dish out. Stop whining when people hit back.
8 - Rush Limbaugh. Another entry in the kickline of hypocrites and another flunkee of sandbox socializing. The only real justice would be making you live up to your own self-prescribed punishments for junkies... since you are one of them.
9 - Howard Stern & Greasman (a tie): What precisely is so special and unique about pottymouthed sexism anyway?
10 - There are a LOT of people I could list here, but I think I'll leave it at Jenkins and LaHeye (Left Behind.) Before you preach the Bible, I suggest y'all actually READ it. All of it, not just the last book, which is not your personal revenge fantasy, believe it or not. If the whole thing's too much for you, try Matthew 6, if you haven't sliced it right out of your Bibles.
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takin' care of business
Jul. 5th, 2005 12:36 pmHave passed the emissions test. That's one thing to feel better about.
Have also shifted my Harry Potter order from England to Canada. Removing the ocean transit gets the book in my hands faster - but for some bizarre reason, raises the price. It's going to be another mammoth read - 672 pages, which makes it 94 pages shorter than Phoenix, but 36 pages longer than Goblet. (These are for the UK editions. I prefer reading Harry in the original Klingon.)
Have created the kiddie bags for Shore Leave, updated the paperwork to reflect the new judge's clerk and last-minute celebrity award presenters, and started to pack. Have also panicked and made sure that the awards for this year do indeed say "Shore Leave 27." Have just panicked writing this and will now go back and make sure that all awards are in the same box. (I had a bizarre anxiety dream months ago that I waltzed into SL with nothing - no computer, no awards, no signup forms, not even a pack of index cards - so am particularly twitchy.) Will write up the two online registrations and double-check the contents of the repair kit tonight or tomorrow.
Since Reviewing the Evidence's website is run out of England, yesterday wasn't a holiday for her, and the weekly updates are up. My reviews for Mew is for Murder & Death in the Cards are up. Link at right.
Have also shifted my Harry Potter order from England to Canada. Removing the ocean transit gets the book in my hands faster - but for some bizarre reason, raises the price. It's going to be another mammoth read - 672 pages, which makes it 94 pages shorter than Phoenix, but 36 pages longer than Goblet. (These are for the UK editions. I prefer reading Harry in the original Klingon.)
Have created the kiddie bags for Shore Leave, updated the paperwork to reflect the new judge's clerk and last-minute celebrity award presenters, and started to pack. Have also panicked and made sure that the awards for this year do indeed say "Shore Leave 27." Have just panicked writing this and will now go back and make sure that all awards are in the same box. (I had a bizarre anxiety dream months ago that I waltzed into SL with nothing - no computer, no awards, no signup forms, not even a pack of index cards - so am particularly twitchy.) Will write up the two online registrations and double-check the contents of the repair kit tonight or tomorrow.
Since Reviewing the Evidence's website is run out of England, yesterday wasn't a holiday for her, and the weekly updates are up. My reviews for Mew is for Murder & Death in the Cards are up. Link at right.