There's a sort of a meme going around trying to pacify the character war going on in Who. Since the people most interested in *fighting* the war aren't going to be doing anything to pour oil on the waters, and since pairings in this fandom are like cross-town buses... wait a bit, there'll be another one... I'm going to skip the actual text of the meme.
However, the bit where you list the pairings you wouldn't mind reading naked? I'm so there. Just in case anyone wants to oblige. :D
Nine/Rose: Yeah, I can see it.
Rose/Jack: Canon. Right there on screen.
Nine/Rose/Jack: Oh, HELL yeah, I can see it! (Speaking of which, whoo-hoo new telepathic 3-way!)
Ten/Rose: not as much as I like the previous two, but 'twill do, 'twill do (and quite a few of these storys do it oh so very well)
Ten/Reinette: theirloveissorevolutionary!
Ten/Martha: But only if he remembers to moan the right name. (Or if he doesn't, it's "Oh, BARBARA/LIZ/LEELA!" Because that would be hilarious.)
Ten/Martha/Jack: You would not believe how much I'm hoping for this
Jack/anyone or anything: It's canon!
Jack/Ianto: Canon with a stopwatch!
Sarah Jane/Four: What's a little retcon in this fandom?
Sarah Jane/Harry: But only if she's on top, because you know she was!
Sarah Jane/Four/Harry: Oh, why not?
Sarah Jane/Ten: Hot Like Burning
Sarah Jane/Jack: companion consolation!
Sarah Jane/Jack/Ten: If anyone really loved me out there, I'd be getting tons of these. My birthday's in October, I'm just sayin'...
Five/Nyssa: Because at least half that pair considers it canon
Doctor(any)/Romana(any): You know you want to!
Doctor/TARDIS: The man's 'ship is his ship, after all
Doctor/screwdriver: Oh, look, their love has three settings!
Doctor #/the next set of companions: Because I trust 'em to get it right
So far, the only pairing that really squicks me out is Jack and the hand... and yet still I'm a member of both communities for that. I'm not sure what that says about me or the fandom.
*sets stopwatch and waits for the first "The Doctor would never cheat on Susan's Granny!" comment*
However, the bit where you list the pairings you wouldn't mind reading naked? I'm so there. Just in case anyone wants to oblige. :D
Nine/Rose: Yeah, I can see it.
Rose/Jack: Canon. Right there on screen.
Nine/Rose/Jack: Oh, HELL yeah, I can see it! (Speaking of which, whoo-hoo new telepathic 3-way!)
Ten/Rose: not as much as I like the previous two, but 'twill do, 'twill do (and quite a few of these storys do it oh so very well)
Ten/Reinette: theirloveissorevolutionary!
Ten/Martha: But only if he remembers to moan the right name. (Or if he doesn't, it's "Oh, BARBARA/LIZ/LEELA!" Because that would be hilarious.)
Ten/Martha/Jack: You would not believe how much I'm hoping for this
Jack/anyone or anything: It's canon!
Jack/Ianto: Canon with a stopwatch!
Sarah Jane/Four: What's a little retcon in this fandom?
Sarah Jane/Harry: But only if she's on top, because you know she was!
Sarah Jane/Four/Harry: Oh, why not?
Sarah Jane/Ten: Hot Like Burning
Sarah Jane/Jack: companion consolation!
Sarah Jane/Jack/Ten: If anyone really loved me out there, I'd be getting tons of these. My birthday's in October, I'm just sayin'...
Five/Nyssa: Because at least half that pair considers it canon
Doctor(any)/Romana(any): You know you want to!
Doctor/TARDIS: The man's 'ship is his ship, after all
Doctor/screwdriver: Oh, look, their love has three settings!
Doctor #/the next set of companions: Because I trust 'em to get it right
So far, the only pairing that really squicks me out is Jack and the hand... and yet still I'm a member of both communities for that. I'm not sure what that says about me or the fandom.
*sets stopwatch and waits for the first "The Doctor would never cheat on Susan's Granny!" comment*