FIC: The Special Cleanup Squad

a href="http://neadods.livejournal.com/765764.html">The Special Cleanup Squad by lj user=neadods"> (Brigadier, OC | G | Spoilers: Enemy of the Bane part 2)

General note: A short piece of silliness for the unsung heroes of UNIT. Britpicking gratefully accepted; I'll make fixes after work.


TITLE: The Special Cleanup Squad
CHARACTERS: Brigadier, OC
RATING: G
SPOILERS: Enemy of the Bane Pt 2
DISCLAIMER: Not my property; not an official tie-in


( Major Sasha Patil sighed when she looked at the caller ID. It was not the first time Special Cleanups had been called to Sarah Jane Smith's house. And the old dear usually didn't even offer them a cuppa; just pointed at the mess and ran off saying she had to save the universe. Again. )

Gallimaufry

Dedicated with love to karenmiller and lizbee: this YouTube link found by tamnonlinear.

I've finally gotten around to putting Naughty or Nice up on Teaspoon; I'm confident it'll get through the queue rapidly. (ETA: Yup.) I'd put this up too, if I could think of a title. Suggestions welcomed.

You snooze, you lose: while I've been waffling if I have the time to do the Who reviews, or if I'm just in it for the egoboo, the eminently suitable ponygirl72 skipped the public angst, pitched, and got the job. Serves me and congratulations to her; her first review is excellent.

(Speaking of reviews, I've told RtE I'll stay, but I'm out of books at the moment. Cross your fingers for me, y'all, as I gave a hopefully not-too-late request to get a book I've been waiting to be released.)

No wonder David Tennant was so grumpy about being put in the harness "that hurts your back" for the Tinkerbell Time Lord scene: he's got a bad back. And it's keeping him offstage from Hamlet. I hope he feels better soon.

(And yes, I would be really pissed if I go see it and he's not there. I don't happen to like Hamlet as a play, and really am just going to see him, even though I'm told Gertrude is amazing. I've already seen Patrick Stewart's Maccers, so him doing Shakespeare has no novelty. Shallow Nea is shallow.)

I am in the wrong country to see Captain Jack's stories of Christmas past. Damnit. (And what's with this lock anyway? They didn't lock it for the first two years, so why start punishing the overseas fans now?) Bless the person who put it on YouTube (Seriously, BBC, like you didn't know that would happen in 7 seconds?)