Conversation I just had on the phone:
Woman X: Congratulations!
Me: Uh, hello? tries to place voice. Fails.
Woman X: Congratulations!
Me: Who? What? Huh?
Woman X: Congratulations!
Me: Who *IS* this?
Woman X: You know who I am.
Me:Seriously, you haven't grasped that there's something wrong with this conversation yet? No, I don't. I think you've dialed a wrong number. I don't recognize your voice and I don't know why you're congratulating me.
Woman X: Oh. Sorry. (click)
Me, to myself: I canNOT BELIEVE I had to spell it out.
Woman X: Congratulations!
Me: Uh, hello? tries to place voice. Fails.
Woman X: Congratulations!
Me: Who? What? Huh?
Woman X: Congratulations!
Me: Who *IS* this?
Woman X: You know who I am.
Me:
Woman X: Oh. Sorry. (click)
Me, to myself: I canNOT BELIEVE I had to spell it out.