
They say no plan survives first contact with the enemy - a lesson I relearned quickly when I was redoing the library, which only partially lives up to the idea in my head.
I've saved time a little bit on the living room, in that I've discovered that one of my biggest plans there is toast before I even begin.
You see, I've meant from the beginning to get a flat screen TV and bolt it up over the mantlepiece. As of last Friday I started wavering - did I really want to bolt a TV to the wall? What happens when I want a new TV?
M insisted that TV mounts can handle a lot of sizes and brands, and so I needed to research. I duly did research today, but not on mounts.
On the feasibility of putting a TV over a working fireplace in an older home.
Turns out? REALLY BAD IDEA.
It might be possible. But the stories I was reading were running 2 to 1 that I'd fry/soot to death the TV *or* gas myself if the chimney got punctured and that's assuming that a mount made for studs behind drywall could even be made to go up on brick behind plaster and lathe, and even if it could go up *and* bear weight without ripping out the plaster, what would the stresses of hammering that in do to the surrounding wall, which already has cracks just because I hammered in a nail to hold a picture?
And that still leaves the issue of getting the TV into/out of the mount when necessary.
So, punt.
Fortunately, it looks like Ikea sells an acceptable sofa table that will, will a tiny amount of hacking, have a narrow profile, neatly fit above the fireplace surround and have room for a decently-sized TV that will top out just below the mantle. A table with a high shelf to hold DVD/VCR-DVD players.
It'll be like bolting a TV to the brick between the mantle and the fireplace. Only with the added advantage of being put on glides so I can shove it out of the way when we want a fire. Keeping the fireplace active is non-negotiable.
(Isn't this just thrilling reading? I'm going to try to get in a "Saturday" Sherlock tomorrow.)