Dead of Innuendo

That's it, I'm simply not permitted to listen to the old time Sherlock Holmes radio plays at work anymore. The Wooden Claw's "Until I get you safely home in a hot tub" was bad enough, but how does The Case of the Sangiunary Spectre start?

"Imagine then my surprise, when on returning one afternoon from making my medical rounds, I found Holmes in a stiff collar and wearing his Prince Albert."

Yes, I know what he meant, but admit it -- your minds went straight to The Bad Place too!