*giggle*snort*

National Wildlife Federation naturalist David Mizejewski explains how nature would deal with a zombie outbreak: brutally, and without quarter

zombies are essentially walking carrion, and Mother Nature doesn't let *anything* go to waste. Carrion is on the menu for a vast number of species, from tiny micro-organisms to the largest carnivores. Here's just some of the North American wildlife that would make short work of a zombie horde...

Jaguars ... have a special technique to quickly dispatch their prey: a skull crushing bite to the head, delivered with their huge canine teeth. A jaguar bite delivers 2,000 pounds of pressure per inch, the most powerful mammalian bite on the continent. That, combined with a killing technique perfect for dispatching zombies, makes the jaguar its natural predator.

Read the whole thing, but note that it's full of videos of nature red in tooth and claw.