Shakespearean doggerel

Does anyone lie awake at 4 a.m. and wonder why, if Shakespeare wrote in iambs, his character names tend toward dactyls or amphibraches? Or is it just me lying awake in the wee hours going:
Higgilty piggilty Romeo and Juliet
Ruin the meter in which their plays scan
Benedict and his dear Beatrice likewise, and
Richard the Third, that poor mistreated man

Recipe: one-pot parsley Parmesan "whatchagot"

One-pot parsley Parmesan "whatchagot"
Boil 6 oz water, 2 tablespoons butter, and a large sprig of parsley, chopped.

As soon as it's boiling, put in 2 oz pasta, 1/4 cup shaved Parmesan and whatever ya got - in this case, spinach. Boil until liquid is gone and this on more of what ya got -in this case, teeny tomatoes.