Best Haunted Ride Suggestion Ever!

[neadods]

fandance was telling us about the Haunted Woods she went through with her family. It sounded really incredible and detailed, all the stuff they came up with at the assorted stations, but she came up with the best idea ever - "Wouldn't it be really scary if when the people with the knives or chainsaws came running at us, the guide yelled 'THEY DON'T WORK HERE! RUN!'?"

This is turning into a story, yes it is. Just too tempting. "Officer, when the guy in the mask came up with the chainsaw we were kinda laughing, I mean, everyone knows that they're not allowed to touch us or anything, and then... and then Tim... oh, God..."