Girl Stuff
Oct. 7th, 2004 02:42 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
neadodsAn absolutely must-read LJ commentary from ![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
naamah99 titled "Bloody Hell!" It's long, it's hilarious, and this is just a tiny sample: I think they should include a surprise in each package, like a secret decoder ring, and print cryptic messages on the backs of the pull-strips that you can decode while you sit there on the toilet at 5 in the morning with cramps and nothing to read. And if you save UPC symbols and mail in your $3.95 shipping, they'll send you something cool. Like, 20 UPCs would get you a book of erotica.
In the meantime, for those who don't hit chain restaurants, TGI Friday's has inadvertently come up with the ultimate PMS meal: steak with blue cheese on it, broccoli on the side, and a chocolate shake. They always look at me funny when I add the shake to the atkins-diet entree, but I'm tellin' ya - better than midol!
naamah99 titled "Bloody Hell!" It's long, it's hilarious, and this is just a tiny sample: I think they should include a surprise in each package, like a secret decoder ring, and print cryptic messages on the backs of the pull-strips that you can decode while you sit there on the toilet at 5 in the morning with cramps and nothing to read. And if you save UPC symbols and mail in your $3.95 shipping, they'll send you something cool. Like, 20 UPCs would get you a book of erotica. In the meantime, for those who don't hit chain restaurants, TGI Friday's has inadvertently come up with the ultimate PMS meal: steak with blue cheese on it, broccoli on the side, and a chocolate shake. They always look at me funny when I add the shake to the atkins-diet entree, but I'm tellin' ya - better than midol!
