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So, I went to the intro for the whole grain feeding study at the USDA.

10 minutes later, I walked out again. There are three things that no money's really going to compensate for:

1) Cereal for breakfast. Every time I try eating it, I end up starving an hour later. They actually put that in exclusions "if you don't like eating cereal for breakfast."

2) All 6 of the test days are held during working hours, including 3 8-hour days. I don't want to give up that much vacation.

3) On the 8-hour test days, they put a port in your arm and draw blood 14 times. Sooner or later, I *would* pass out. I can bear a draw or two, but 14 over 8 hours and a port? NO.

Date: 2011-01-18 11:27 pm (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] lagilman
They're going to have to rely on college students and unemployed volunteers, with those requirements...

Date: 2011-01-18 11:39 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] neadods.livejournal.com
And the retired - you can be as old as 70.

But... pass. I'm still willing to do a study sometime, but I'm not willing to deal with day-long installments of foreign objects or to taking loads of vacation. That's as much time off as I'm taking for Stratford!

Cereal for breakfast

Date: 2011-01-19 12:18 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mustangsally78.livejournal.com
They would have lost me right there - I could have solved the energy crisis with my farting.

You can't teach with gas. It's a discipline problem.

Re: Cereal for breakfast

Date: 2011-01-19 02:03 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] neadods.livejournal.com
I can see where it would be.

I might have tried to fuss through the cereal, but I'm not taking more leave for them to draw blood than I'm taking to go to Stratford!

Date: 2011-01-19 09:52 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] starcat-jewel.livejournal.com
Eating cereal alone for breakfast is just asking for a blood-sugar crash before lunch.

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