The State of the Nea

Tracfone is apparently run by a meglomaniac computer, because I have yet to reach an actual human being. On the other hand, the price of my non-ringtone has been refunded by the party that actually sold it to me. Yay and grump.

All I want for Christmas is more time - more time to set up the computer, to catch up on reviews, to read books, to see plays, to write the Justice League fic that's been rotting in my mind since Halloween. But instead of being productive right this second, I offer you:

Google Translation Meme, Holiday-style - Vaguely recognizable but oh, so wrong:

Good Christian men, rejoice with hearts and a heart and voice; admit yeaufmerksamkeit that we say: Information! Information! The Christian Jesus was born today: The bovine one and the ass before him bends and are more to now eat to him in. The Christian was born today! The Christian was born today!

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remain merry Ye, Sir, to leave anything, which to frighten you; If you remember the Christian, our Saviour, one carried the Christmas Day to store Satan us all energy, when we were gone lost. O-tidings of comfort and the joy, comfort and the joy, O-tidings of comfort and the joy.

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Stechpalme and ivy, if they are high fully by all the trees which are in wood Stechpalme, carry the crown O to increase sun and red implementation game to play to sing soft merry body of the choral society

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And for those who like their holiday humor thoroughly twisted, there's always Have Yourself A Scary Little Solstice with those classic cult carols "Do You Fear What I Fear?" "I Saw Mommy Kissing Yog Sothoth," "Oh Come All Ye Olde Ones," and "Away in a Madhouse."

The Lion and Susan (Narnia Spoilers)

( If there's one big hanging plot thread in the Narnian Chronicles, it's the fate of Susan The Gentle )