I really must pay more attention to Teaspoon;
calufrax is showing me all the fantastic stuff I've missed. Like Nos' very cracky Romana/Doctor The Inaccurate Conception. (worksafe)
The Doctor was beginning to suspect that someone was playing some sort of twisted joke on him. Yes, people quite often assumed certain things, but they were rarely so insistent and so difficult to dissuade.They were family? Oh, how wonderful when siblings get along so well! She's your mother? Ah, she punches you in the face to show affection, how charming!
Nos is also bringing the nowhere-near-safe-for-work crack with this untitled Doctor/Master crackfic.
"I want you. I need you. I need you as chicken needs korma."
The Doctor freed himself and crossed his arms in case that somehow had the power to dissuade an amorous Time Lord. "You won't respect me in the morning."
"Doctor, I don't respect you now, a good shag isn't going to change the utter contempt in which I hold you."
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The Doctor was beginning to suspect that someone was playing some sort of twisted joke on him. Yes, people quite often assumed certain things, but they were rarely so insistent and so difficult to dissuade.They were family? Oh, how wonderful when siblings get along so well! She's your mother? Ah, she punches you in the face to show affection, how charming!
Nos is also bringing the nowhere-near-safe-for-work crack with this untitled Doctor/Master crackfic.
"I want you. I need you. I need you as chicken needs korma."
The Doctor freed himself and crossed his arms in case that somehow had the power to dissuade an amorous Time Lord. "You won't respect me in the morning."
"Doctor, I don't respect you now, a good shag isn't going to change the utter contempt in which I hold you."