My Only Royal Wedding Post

Yes, I got up to watch it. It's news that doesn't involve bombs; celebrity that doesn't involve being a drunken, stoned Hollywood has-been. That's the kind of history I like to witness.

The dress was perfect. Streamlined, flattering - and classic enough that nobody's going to be pointing and laughing 20 years later, plus it'll look good on most of the body types that'll be emulating it.

And my favorite crowd moment? The sign being waved that said "Checkmate, Kate, You've Taken the King."

I lied

I lied: There is one more wedding post. Because if y'all haven't seen the shot of the surprise wedding guest, you really need to.