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There's going to be a rant later about the Supreme Court ruling; I just need to work up a good head of steam, not to mention get over the shock of 5 guys without medical degrees making medical decisions.

In the meantime, something far more creative and calming, yanked from the f-list:

Tell me about a story I haven't written, and I'll give you one sentence from that story. Maybe it'll juice something longer, you never know...

Date: 2007-04-19 01:00 pm (UTC)
ext_7885: Photo of Bitch,please Scarlet O'Hara (DW - Ten  - mackdaddy - livii)
From: [identity profile] scarlettgirl.livejournal.com
ell me about a story I haven't written, and I'll give you one sentence from that story. Maybe it'll juice something longer, you never know...

Hey, do you remember that story where Jack and Ten got into a pissing contest as to who had a better coat? I mean, sure, no one can resist a man in uniform but Ten's coat has some serious street cred.

Those crazy boys in their swirly coats!

Date: 2007-04-19 01:01 pm (UTC)
ext_7885: Photo of Bitch,please Scarlet O'Hara (ATS - Gunn - hell no - sdwolfpup)
From: [identity profile] scarlettgirl.livejournal.com
(I'm avoiding the Supreme Court decision until I'm in a better head space. There are No. Words.....)

Date: 2007-04-19 03:07 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] neadods.livejournal.com
Oh, there are words! [livejournal.com profile] namaah_darling's rant about how "farmers won't sacrifice valueable livestock for the sake of its fetii - how nice to be less than an animal in the SCOTUS' eyes" of this morning is a corker.

The words "Dredd Scott" are coming to my mind, although that's probably covered under some corrolary of Godwin's Law. Since there is no exemption for health of either woman OR FETUS this ruling, in the name of the sancitity of life, puts the status of a dead, uncleared miscarriage over the advice of the doctor and the wishes of the mother - who just might want to have the best chance of having another live birth, y'know?

Which is going to be the text of my rant, when I get to it. This doesn't just put fetus over mother. It puts DEAD TISSUE over woman.

Date: 2007-04-19 06:55 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] neadods.livejournal.com
"Mine's longer, Doctor."

"You wish."

"And wider."

"Now you're just bragging, Jack."

"Let's face it, mine's just generally better."

"Mine gets the job done."

"WILL YOU TWO STOP TALKING ABOUT YOUR COATS?" Martha screamed.

Date: 2007-04-19 06:59 pm (UTC)
ext_7885: Photo of Bitch,please Scarlet O'Hara (DW - Ten  - mackdaddy - livii)
From: [identity profile] scarlettgirl.livejournal.com
BWAH!

Brilliant! And yes, it most certainly does get the job done! PWNED!

(And WHERE is the Janis Joplin fic? Why have you forsaken me fandom?!)

My heart will soar if there is a mention of the dueling coats in canon. SOAR!

Date: 2007-04-19 07:08 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] neadods.livejournal.com
I should borrow your icon, because I just top-posted this...

Date: 2007-04-19 07:08 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ladyfox7oaks.livejournal.com
Brava,,,BRAVA!! Oh- that one's got me giggling... Sooo many opportunities for naughty thoughts! >:D

Date: 2007-04-19 04:11 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ladyfox7oaks.livejournal.com
A story you haven't written... hmmm..

What about the one where Doc starts finding bits of Gallifreyan technology scattered about the universe?

Date: 2007-04-19 06:58 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] neadods.livejournal.com
Another planet, another market, another snide comment from the Doctor about women loving to shop before he ran off to poke his nose in every stall, bargain for hours just to save a few tiny coins, and generally act like a hyperactive child.

Until he stopped short, so quickly that she walked into him.

"That can't exist."

"What, that thingie?"

"It's not a thingie! And it doesn't exist! It CAN'T exist!" He was sidling up to it, eyes wide. "Can it?"

Date: 2007-04-19 07:06 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ladyfox7oaks.livejournal.com
(SQUEEE!) Oooh... what'd he find? how'd it get there? Is someone leaving a trail for him to follow? are intergalactic bread-crumbs being left to lure him somewhere/when? or maybe- Guide him? and if not for him- then whom?

Any thoughts if this one's going to gel into something more? >:D

Date: 2007-04-19 07:14 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] neadods.livejournal.com
Let me mull on it. The Time War fic's been marinating for a full year at this point, I need to move on it.

Date: 2007-04-19 08:27 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ladyfox7oaks.livejournal.com
The Merchant, a not-to thin or thick woman with ginger hair came out of the shadows.
"Ah! I see you have an eye for the finer things in life!", she smiled with a predator's friendly grin, "THAT Item I have just brought in after a long negotiation with a distant trader from across the stars..."
It was fairly clear that she didn't actually have a clue WHAT it was, just that she thought she smelled a sale... The Doctor wasn't falling for it.
But he DID want to know where she'd "Purchased" such an item...
From: [identity profile] neadods.livejournal.com
The terrified TARDIS waited for instructions. Locations were disappearing, memories rewriting... it didn't understand. It couldn't understand. Its job was to know where and when it was in time and space, and nothing it knew applied anymore. It needed someone to tell it, and the Doctor was outside the shields, standing in the radiation.

After a while, something rotting staggered back in through the doors. It dragged itself to the central console and started flailing at the controls, not setting anything, not explaining anything, just punishing it with blow after blow, ignoring the splash of flesh and fluid with every impact.

"YOU GOT IT WRONG!" it howled through a melting mouth. "TAKE ME HOME! TAKE ME HOME! This isn't Gallifrey! You remember... Gallifrey was... Gallifrey was... was... beautiful."

It slumped on the floor and the mourning, confused TARDIS waited to see if the regeneration would start or if the last thing it knew would also disappear.

White light sparked across the twitching lump.

TARDISes weren't supposed to make decisions themselves. But this one had to get away before the radiation ate through its failing shields and it died. It didn't want to die. It had orders: go home. It frantically searched its faltering database. Home was Gallifrey. Coordinates said this was Gallifrey. But this was not home; not his and not its. This was nothing and never had been. Never would be.

The other home, then. There was another planet, one they visited so often, one they always came back to, one where they had lived.

The TARDIS had orders: go home.

As white light burned pure the ruined lump of flesh, the column geared up on its last bit of energy, heading for Earth.
From: [identity profile] ladyfox7oaks.livejournal.com
(whimper....) O_O Poor TARDIS... yes- please...write this... SOOOOOONNN!!

Date: 2007-04-19 06:08 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dune-drd.livejournal.com
This is the perfect opportunity to remind you of that plot bunny we shared on a rainy Cardiff platform, isn't it?

Date: 2007-04-19 06:52 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] neadods.livejournal.com
That's the one about how original Jack was shot down? Golly, I have to write that, yes.

Date: 2007-04-19 07:14 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jonquil.livejournal.com
I loved your story about Nine having to kiss a Dalek.

Date: 2007-04-19 07:38 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] neadods.livejournal.com
...Okay, that one's going to take a good night's sleep and a little bit of booze. I'll get back to you.

Date: 2007-04-20 12:03 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ladyfox7oaks.livejournal.com
I'm sorry- I'm not sure if there's enough alcohol in the WORLD to get THAT written... (Shudder!)

Date: 2007-04-19 10:50 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] nnwest.livejournal.com
The one I remember most is the one where Jack stumbles across a younger version of himself and finds out that sometimes Blinovich is blind and you can touch yourself without calling down Reapers.

Or was that just my overactive imagination? ;)

Date: 2007-04-19 11:39 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] neadods.livejournal.com
Jack... touch yourself... I'll get to the fic later, I'm in a happy place.

Date: 2007-04-20 12:02 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ladyfox7oaks.livejournal.com
(SPORFLE!) I SOOOOO shouldn't be reading this at work- My boss is gonna think I'm BONKERS!

Date: 2007-04-20 01:15 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] nnwest.livejournal.com
Anytime, my dear. Glad to be of service. ;)

[livejournal.com profile] nnwest - Pimping Jack fantasies since 2005.

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