It's All About Size
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neadodsA teeny-tiny fic about size
"Mine's longer than yours, Doctor."
"You wish."
"And bigger. You're skinny."
The Doctor sniffed. "You're such a size queen, Jack. It's not how big it is, it's how you use it."
"Let's face it, mine's just generally better."
"Mine gets the job done and looks smashing to boot."
"WILL YOU TWO STOP BRAGGING ABOUT YOUR COATS?" Martha screamed.
"Mine's longer than yours, Doctor."
"You wish."
"And bigger. You're skinny."
The Doctor sniffed. "You're such a size queen, Jack. It's not how big it is, it's how you use it."
"Let's face it, mine's just generally better."
"Mine gets the job done and looks smashing to boot."
"WILL YOU TWO STOP BRAGGING ABOUT YOUR COATS?" Martha screamed.
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Date: 2007-04-19 10:35 pm (UTC)And, knowing you, my brain was so totally in the gutter reading this ;)
Can't wait to see them walking together in those coats. They're going to get stares all round!
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Date: 2007-04-19 11:40 pm (UTC)Sometimes it comes out to feed!