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[neadods]

Someone has just shoved a flyer in my door offering reasonable prices on lawn mowing, patios, roofing, "and cleaning garters."

Comments

[thefannishwaldo.livejournal.com]

Because having a dirty snake would be a shame. :)

[tchwrtr.livejournal.com]

Sounds like a VERY interesting company. *eyebrow waggle*

[persiflage-1.livejournal.com]

Cleaning garters eh? I do hope they're not going to take a lawn mower to them! o_O

[ladyfox7oaks.livejournal.com]

OMG.. (Sporfle!) I Love that Icon!

[persiflage-1.livejournal.com]

It's great, isn't it?! The moment I saw I knew I had to snag it.

[thanatos-kalos.livejournal.com]

::giggles:: For this reason, the gods created proofreaders. And it was good, and the people were happy...

[flaviarassen.livejournal.com]

How ungentlemanly of him to even presume
that you have soiled garters!

[not-hathor.livejournal.com]

Now why would anyone pay to have the garters cleaned? Just toss them in the wash with the rest of your 'delicates'!!!!

[wiliqueen.livejournal.com]

I think if someone is going to clean my garters, they should pay me. *snerk*