My irony meter blew up
Oct. 23rd, 2009 04:10 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
neadodsThe Amazing Grace Baptist Church (Canton, NC) is looking for donations of books, music, and Bibles.
To burn.
Yes, in addition to smoking Satan's music such as country , pop, heavy metal, western, soft and easy, contemporary Christian, jazz, soul, oldies but goldies (emphasis added) and Satan's popular books written by heretics like... Billy Graham... James Dobson... Oral Roberts... Mother Teresa, [and] The Pope, "Satan's bibles" are going on the barbie.
Anton LaVey can quit clutching his chest, though, because it's not The Satantic Bible getting roasted. No, no, no: it's bibles like the NIV, RSV, NKJV, TLB, NASB, NEV, NRSV, ASV, NWT, Good News for Modern Man, The Evidence Bible, The Message Bible, The Green Bible, ect.
These are perversions of God's Word, the King James Bible.
I don't know what's funnier, that they say they're serving barbequed chicken at this shindig, or that they have to assure people that Bibles in other languages aren't going into the fire...
... as long as they're translations of the KJV, that is.
To burn.
Yes, in addition to smoking Satan's music such as country , pop, heavy metal, western, soft and easy, contemporary Christian, jazz, soul, oldies but goldies (emphasis added) and Satan's popular books written by heretics like... Billy Graham... James Dobson... Oral Roberts... Mother Teresa, [and] The Pope, "Satan's bibles" are going on the barbie.
Anton LaVey can quit clutching his chest, though, because it's not The Satantic Bible getting roasted. No, no, no: it's bibles like the NIV, RSV, NKJV, TLB, NASB, NEV, NRSV, ASV, NWT, Good News for Modern Man, The Evidence Bible, The Message Bible, The Green Bible, ect.
These are perversions of God's Word, the King James Bible.
I don't know what's funnier, that they say they're serving barbequed chicken at this shindig, or that they have to assure people that Bibles in other languages aren't going into the fire...
... as long as they're translations of the KJV, that is.
