My irony meter blew up

[neadods]

The Amazing Grace Baptist Church (Canton, NC) is looking for donations of books, music, and Bibles.

To burn.

Yes, in addition to smoking Satan's music such as country , pop, heavy metal, western, soft and easy, contemporary Christian, jazz, soul, oldies but goldies (emphasis added) and Satan's popular books written by heretics like... Billy Graham... James Dobson... Oral Roberts... Mother Teresa, [and] The Pope, "Satan's bibles" are going on the barbie.

Anton LaVey can quit clutching his chest, though, because it's not The Satantic Bible getting roasted. No, no, no: it's bibles like the NIV, RSV, NKJV, TLB, NASB, NEV, NRSV, ASV, NWT, Good News for Modern Man, The Evidence Bible, The Message Bible, The Green Bible, ect.

These are perversions of God's Word, the King James Bible.

I don't know what's funnier, that they say they're serving barbequed chicken at this shindig, or that they have to assure people that Bibles in other languages aren't going into the fire...

... as long as they're translations of the KJV, that is.

Comments

[fabricdragon.livejournal.com]

somewhat old news i am sad to say.
the Catholic forums have been sighing and shaking their heads for a week i think.

they are yet another bunch of "King James Only" ... even a lot of other evangelicals look at them funny. but they are more common than most folks like to admit

[neadods.livejournal.com]

I didn't know until Pharyngula had it. I think I'm surprised that even James Dobson is too liberal for them.