Bloody Buggering Hell

[neadods]

Aspartame has been renamed "AminoSweet" and now will be marketed as a "natural sweetener." I doubt that the bodies of all the people it makes sick (including me) will be fooled.

Fuck.

Here, have Watson wielding the tiny plastic sword of justice.

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[stlscape.livejournal.com]

Rrrrrrrr! Grrrrrrr! Seriously, WTF?

[neadods.livejournal.com]

Because when people hate your additive, the cure is to rename it, not reformulate it.

And what's even nastier? When looking up "aspartame" to verify the first article I read, I mostly found discussions of how they're trying to get it into milk. MILK! Because it's "healthy." Kids will drink more milk if it's got sweeteners in it!

*retch*

[stlscape.livejournal.com]

O.M.G. In *MILK*?????? Geez. Way to kill off your population. ::massive eyeroll::