Aimless musings
Jun. 6th, 2005 10:08 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
If I were a more interesting person, I'd have an LJ full of controversy and biting essays on deep issues, like
ginmar's.
But I'm shallow, so I'm going to talk about purses. Namely, I need one, despite having about 4 versions of "the perfect purse" in my closet because they aren't perfect anymore.
Why a purse? It's summer & it's hot, which for women means "a lot of clothing with no pockets." And I had trouble wedging my wide ass into a seat for a brunch the other day because of all the crap that I had in the pockets in that skirt. So? Purse. Preferably a smallish one that can be dropped in the Coach briefcase, because damn, I've got a Coach briefcase now and I'm going to use that bugger, thankyouverymuch.
Now, I don't need to carry a lot. Wallet, cell phone, mini kleenax pack, single bandaid, eye drops, comb, & book. Room for palm pilot if required. The basics. I've got a former "perfect purse" that more or less does the job, although I'd like one just a touch larger and with an outside pocket for my keys. I like outside pockets, preferably ones on the end.
So here I am surfing away and wondering - what is this pastel-colored shit they're selling us for $100 an atrocity? Is there an adult woman on the face of this earth who wants to be seen dead with a flowered straw satchel? And does anyone, including the oldest fossil at the DAR, really carry a white patent clutch anymore? And what's with that eyeball sporking lime green and hot pink (AUGH! I've been through that once already, let it DIE!) trapezoidal thing?
Cheezewhiz. All I want is a black or grey leather bag roughly 7x10x3 with an outside pouch and about 3 inside zippers/pouches. You'd think I was asking for roc's eggs.
At this rate, I'll find a set of classes faster than I'll find a purse - and there's a mall right down the road.
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But I'm shallow, so I'm going to talk about purses. Namely, I need one, despite having about 4 versions of "the perfect purse" in my closet because they aren't perfect anymore.
Why a purse? It's summer & it's hot, which for women means "a lot of clothing with no pockets." And I had trouble wedging my wide ass into a seat for a brunch the other day because of all the crap that I had in the pockets in that skirt. So? Purse. Preferably a smallish one that can be dropped in the Coach briefcase, because damn, I've got a Coach briefcase now and I'm going to use that bugger, thankyouverymuch.
Now, I don't need to carry a lot. Wallet, cell phone, mini kleenax pack, single bandaid, eye drops, comb, & book. Room for palm pilot if required. The basics. I've got a former "perfect purse" that more or less does the job, although I'd like one just a touch larger and with an outside pocket for my keys. I like outside pockets, preferably ones on the end.
So here I am surfing away and wondering - what is this pastel-colored shit they're selling us for $100 an atrocity? Is there an adult woman on the face of this earth who wants to be seen dead with a flowered straw satchel? And does anyone, including the oldest fossil at the DAR, really carry a white patent clutch anymore? And what's with that eyeball sporking lime green and hot pink (AUGH! I've been through that once already, let it DIE!) trapezoidal thing?
Cheezewhiz. All I want is a black or grey leather bag roughly 7x10x3 with an outside pouch and about 3 inside zippers/pouches. You'd think I was asking for roc's eggs.
At this rate, I'll find a set of classes faster than I'll find a purse - and there's a mall right down the road.
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Date: 2005-06-06 02:28 pm (UTC)Too damn many of them in NYC. But this season's eye-stabbing atrocity is the gold lamé purse. They are not small either, but large and gold (or silver or metalic blue) and the are the fug. *shudder*
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Date: 2005-06-06 04:09 pm (UTC)Personally, I've gone completely over to a "fanny pack" (which I call a "belt-pack" because I wear it in front). It carries my wallet, 2 checkbooks, keys, a couple of pens, and my cellphone; it has a handy place for my debit card and enough extra space to stow micellaneous business cards, etc. until I get home and can go thru them; it forces me not to have the 40-Pound Purse From Hell, which always used to happen no matter how small a bag I got; and there's very little chance of my walking off and leaving it somewhere. The only thing I really miss is space to carry a paperback.
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Date: 2005-06-06 04:39 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-06-06 07:28 pm (UTC)(for non-black, I have a tan Coach pocketbook that will last me until I die. Coach is wonderful. But they don't have enough pockets to them.)