And for a complete change of pace, one of the new jokes from the Shakespeare Scum production of "Richard III - Just Misunderstood."
JOEY THE FLUNKY: "Gweetings, Lord of Glow-che-se-shu-seh-sester..."
RICHARD III, DUKE of GLOUCESTER: "It's pronounced Gloh-ster."
JOEY, boggling at the message: That is pronounced Gloh-ster?"
RICHARD: They're all silent letters.